Balls to The Wall at The Texas Testicle Festival June 17, 2023
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Updated for 2023
This January 14 Bankersmith is excited as the 30th annual Testicle Festival (Testy Fest 2023) is about to go balls-to-the-wall with your favorite Rocky Mountain oysters (What wine goes well with oysters?) paired with booze and tunes. So, when is the Testicle Festival? Put June 17, 2023, in your diaries!
Organized by the Best of Texas, expect abundant amounts of great food that will delight as Bankersmith in Fredericksburg, Texas, prepares to dish out swathes of food selections you can spoil your taste buds on. As with last year’s Testy Festy 2023, one can expect that there will be an assortment of veal, turkey, and lamb family jewels to choose from. Each delectable piece is sure to go down smooth like butter.
Of course, not every Testical Festival goer is nuts (how long do nuts last?) about the much-celebrated treasures, and that’s why there are plenty of other meat joints to indulge in. Pulled pork, grilled briskets, sandwiches, bone-in pork chops, (What wine goes well with pork chops?) and juicy ribeye steaks await both seasoned and casual Texan meat-eaters.
And what good is a great afternoon of bomb food without good music? The Best of Texas knows that great food gets the blood pumping, and what better to enjoy it with great music?
Washing down the awesome food, you can also expect a lot of local wine and spirits that complement the meats and deep-fried animal family jewels perfectly.
Tickets will range from $10 for basic admission to the event to as much as 65 dollars for ball-you-can-eat perks. Gates open from 12:00 PM to 4:00 PM. Kevin will be there; look for the bearded guy with the amazingly satisfied grin on his face!
After enjoying an awesome time at the Testicle Festival 2023 near me, you should make your way back to Fredericksburg to chase that meat coma away and mellow down with some coffee or even tea. My favorite go-to is the Caliche & Ranch Road Roasters offer excellent small-batch roasted coffee that sources their beans from only fair-trade and fair-wage sources! Don’t forget to come back to check out the date for the Texas Testicle Festival 2024.
If you are looking for more Texas roasters to check out, see our list!
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